A Letter from Geico Insurance to Optimus Prime
satirical letter to Optimus Prime (you know, the transformer).
My favorite part:
...due to the high number of accidents you have been a party to this month, combined with the many accidents you have had in the preceding five months, your premium has increased to $235,567.50 per month. While that may seem like a lot, I remind you that it is a savings of $137 over Progressive and $98 over State Farm...