Jay Marcyes

satirical letter to Optimus Prime (you know, the transformer).

My favorite part:

...due to the high number of accidents you have been a party to this month, combined with the many accidents you have had in the preceding five months, your premium has increased to $235,567.50 per month. While that may seem like a lot, I remind you that it is a savings of $137 over Progressive and $98 over State Farm...

some of them are interesting, all of them are useless

Sadly, this is usually more accurate than not. Though, there was this lady in London doing the same thing while we ate our meal at a small outdoor cafe and we pretty much just considered her the entertainment for the evening.

While I don't really agree with a lot of the list, it was still a funny, though NSFW, read (ironic, since I read it at work).

What's funny is people actually recognize these people on the street. Honestly, I have seen everyone of these clips numerous times on the internet and yet I could be in an elevator with every one of them at the same time and not recognize any of them.